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Sunday, January 3, 2010

Worst Rappers Alive

I could review this decade. I could. In fact, that was the plan. Instead of rehashing how bad it was to be a part of the 2000s, I'm deciding on progressive criticism...of terrible rappers. On the surface that might seem like a step backward, but consider it more like a necessary purge to move into the next decade. Imagine the Auto-Tune we can avoid by simply getting these things out in the open.

The measuring method is the amount of left-over Chinese food I suspect is in the refrigerator of the respective artists. Why? Well, anyone with a sense of himself will avoid the easily disposable-impossibly/digestible challenge of Chinese takeout. But for a rapper invested in the ephemeral nature of commercial records (and of money-chasing), there are more white cartons stacked in the fridge than 1-dollar bills in the Scrip Club piggy bank.



Read the Plies grade report here

Read Nicki Minaj's semester summary here

Read OJ da Juiceman's class comments here

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